The minimum age to Smack My Axe is 12. Anyone under 18 requires a parent/guardian to be present at all times.
Protect your precious toes.
Don’t take the risk.. No one likes deformed feet. Wear proper shoes or you won’t be allowed to Smack My Axe.
Educate your fat axe.
Safety training will be required for every guest by a trained instructor. Yes, even if you’ve Smacked My Axe before.
Give us your autograph.
All customers are required to sign a Waiver of Liability explaining that they understand the rules and etiquette of Smack My Axe. Under 18 will require a parent’s/guardian’s signature.
This isn’t the circus. Don’t be a clown.
Trick shots or double axe throws are only allowed for the worthy. DO NOT attempt unless you're allowed to by your axe overlords.
Stay in your lane.
This isn’t the freeway. Swinging our big axe around all over the place will get your wreckless axe booted.
One Axe at a time.
Only one person is allowed to smack my axe at a time. This isn’t a doubles sport. You and your bestie are not Venus and Serena.
Keep calm and Smack My Axe
Aggressive and destructive throws are NOT allowed. This isn't dodgeball dummy. Act like you belong.
Learn to Play Fetch.
Throw axe. Go get it. Throw axe. Go get it. Get it?
Drink responsibly.
Yes, you're an axehole, but don't be an a**hole. We will put your fat axe on time out if you're getting out of hand.
