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THE RULES
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Find a baby sitter.
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The minimum age to Smack My Axe is 12. Anyone under 18 requires a parent/guardian to be present at all times.
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Protect your precious toes.
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Don’t take the risk.. No one likes deformed feet. Wear proper shoes or you won’t be allowed to Smack My Axe.
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Educate your fat axe.
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Safety training will be required for every guest by a trained instructor. Yes, even if you’ve Smacked My Axe before.
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Give us your autograph.
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All customers are required to sign a Waiver of Liability explaining that they understand the rules and etiquette of Smack My Axe. Under 18 will require a parent’s/guardian’s signature.
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This isn’t the circus. Don’t be a clown.
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Trick shots or double axe throws are only allowed for the worthy. DO NOT attempt unless you're allowed to by your axe overlords.
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Stay in your lane.
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This isn’t the freeway. Swinging our big axe around all over the place will get your wreckless axe booted.
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One Axe at a time.
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Only one person is allowed to smack my axe at a time. This isn’t a doubles sport. You and your bestie are not Venus and Serena.
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Keep calm and Smack My Axe
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Aggressive and destructive throws are NOT allowed. This isn't dodgeball dummy. Act like you belong.
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Learn to Play Fetch.
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Throw axe. Go get it. Throw axe. Go get it. Get it?
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Drink responsibly.
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Yes, you're an axehole, but don't be an a**hole. We will put your fat axe on time out if you're getting out of hand.
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